Canon Pleads Guilty

  So I was a little distracted in the back of the house for a bit yesterday ..this is what Canon chose to do with his little taste of freedom ...

 

Mommy and left the eggs out on the counter ..her first mistake.

Then, she forgot that Canon no longer is inhibited by the fact that things are beyond his reach. He uses his rocking chair to reach the counters now. Her second mistake.

 

 

She also left the butter out, sitting right beside the eggs.

You got it, her third mistake.

 

  

There were eggs on the counter, the cabinet and drawers, the floors, the rocking chair he was standing on and the dog.

Which is why I was able to excuse this little disgustingness...

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, it was gross. But, I have to say it saved me some work. At least I didnt have to get all that slimy stuff off the floor.

Dont worry my germ-aphobic friends ..I did still clean the floor once the dog was finished :)

 

 

But who could be mad at this little sweet face?  ..look at those mishievious little eyes planning his next adventure.

I cleaned up this spot for 20 minutes, then was silly enough to think that I could go back to my aforementioned project in the back of the house for no less than 5 minutes.

My fourth mistake.

Literally, not 5 minutes later I walked in the kitchen to find that SAME rocking chair (yes, another mistake ..I gotta get rid of that thing) had aided him in getting into the junk drawer and finding a Marksalot marker.

This, he used on the fridge, the countertops (the same ones I just cleaned), the cover to the rented DVD, the "cuddle chair" and himself.

5 minutes.

How does this kid get so much done in such a short amount of time while it takes me ALL day to get one small project accomplished?

Any suggestions for getting that marker out? :)