So, I say things I never would have thought I would hear myself say sometimes. Here some little tidbits from my own lips...
"Ty, dont sit on your brothers head."
"Why is the dog sticky?"
"Do you see daddy or Mr.Ben going to church with just their undies on?"
"No, you cant have chips for breakfast."
"Who put my contacts in the garbage disposal?"
"Canon, get off the bar."
"Canon, go ahead. Eat the dog food. "
"Dirt is good for you."
"Spit on it."
"Just wipe the spit off."
Moms say the darndest things, huh?
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